photo by DeLares (Eliud Martinez)
Many New Yorkers refer to California as “The Land of Fruits and Nuts”, presumably skeptical (and possibly just jealous) of the generally more progressive culture of their bizarro west-coast counterparts. This is a front: If you can get a New Yorker to lower their guard by forgetting about their office job, their conservative ancestry or their embarrassment in front of their east-coast peers, you can get them to show their true colors. Coney Island’s annual Mermaid Parade, held yesterday, is the place to do this. And oh boy, it’s a sight.
The laws on the books in NYC state that it is legal for anyone – regardless of gender – to appear in public topless. In practice, if a woman were to walk down Broadway in nothing but a thong she might still be stopped by an ill-informed or overly diligent cop. The Mermaid Parade remedies this problem by encouraging more skin and parading it down Surf Avenue, right through Coney Island’s famous amusement park and boardwalk. When tits on parade are the main event, the pastie-makers get their creativity on. Here are some notables:
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Wow. I might need to call this guy, cause dicks that go coral reef snorkeling never need to come up for air, right?
Hello, first off I wanted to clarify that I’m not the conceited person that my title probably made me seem like. I’m very humble, but thought I’d try bluntly stating my bigger selling points. I am a very nice guy, happen to be endowed with an above-average penis, and have it on good authority that I’m more than averagely skilled at the art of oral pleasure. Aside from that, I’m an educated and well-mannered 26 year old white guy. I very much love satisfying a woman, and it’s been too long. So, if you’re feeling adventurous or lonely, I’d very much like to make your acquaintance. I’m attracted to all women, and have a particular fondness for more mature ladies. And of course, I’m disease free and safe.
Mindblowing gallery of corset piercings.
Love this little poem from salon.com:
Leena:
Will you let me tie you up? Will you let me whip your butt?
Can I fit you with this ring? Can I bind you in this sling?Me:
I will not let you tie me up, I will not let you whip my butt.
You cannot use your rings or slings.
I’ll not be bound by anything!
I do not like that, can’t you see?
That third degree is not for me.Leena:
I will make you wear this mask, but I will free you if you ask.
You can crawl and kiss my boot. I will force you to stay mute.Me:
No mute, no boot! That’s absolute.
No mask, don’t ask!
What’s wrong with you?
And put away that nipple screw.
I have no taste for shame or pain.
You really are a crazy dame.
Footlocker commercial, via Tasha Lee.
Hairy Underwear by Nutty Tarts…
This photo reminds me so much of Nausicaa!
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Crystal Brass Knuckle (I am going to realign your chakras motherf*****) by Debra Baxter, 2009.