So apparently zombie porn is a popular niche. Rob Rotten of Punx Productions has directed several feature-length horror-themed pornos, including the undead-themed Porn Of The Dead and the hilariously titled Texas Vibrator Massacre.
Gore enthusiasts rejoice, Chainsaw Maid from YouTube user takena is rife with squishy gutsy clay goodness!
Also check out my friend Leetal’s short Zombie Gets a Date. Undead and awkward ain’t no way to go through the afterlife.
While no one can dispute their unmatched endurance, zombie physiology still leaves much to be desired when it comes to sex. Sextutor.com accounts for pitfalls aplenty for both the living and undead fetishist in their humorous Zombie Sex Guide. They also have a page of pumpkin porn!
Along those lines, consider this fetish scenario: Instead of wanting to eat your brains, the marauding hordes of undead just wanted to give you the best orgasm of your life, by any means possible? How hot would that be? Besides the rather ominous effects that would transform you during the afterglow, of course.
Not sure how well-circulated this is, but Paul “Fotie” Photenhauer has created a cookbook of cum-based recipes entitled Natural Harvest – A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes, covering culinary creations created con cum. My finger is hovering nervously over the “checkout” button.
While some of the comments on the book’s lulu.com page are surely tongue-in-cheek, book reviewer Open Minded introduces the volume quite well:
By Open Minded
“Not for everyone but otherwise, hey, why not…”
So you have a question about sex in space? Chances are it’s covered in this very thorough article from the Journal of Cosmology: Sex On Mars: Pregnancy, Fetal Development, and Sex In Outer Space by Rhawn Joseph, Ph.D.
Edit: The website sextutor.com has an excellent list of potential zero-g sex positions, complete with silly illustrations.
Pearl Necklace by Leah Piepgras.